A: Rugby does a nice job of laying out the pros and cons of different swimsuit lengths.  I mostly agree with them, except for the ridiculous claim that guys with muscular thighs shouldn’t wear the short-shorts.  Why not?  Are you trying to fend off women like an Axe Body Spray commercial?  As one former rugby player (me) and one current rugby player (Tom), we whole-heartedly endorse short shorts.  Are you really going to tell this guy that his thighs are too muscular for short shorts?